You're going to love our Funniest Traffic School Online course! We make the material fun and will entertain you with hilarious traffic jokes and informative illustrations. At the end of class, you will receive your DMV certificate and be back on the road in no time!

Funniest has an excellent student pass rate. We provide chapter quizzes to help you to review for your final exam. And, if you should happen to fail the final exam, you can retake the test as many times as necessary for you to pass without any additional charge!

We are required by the courts to provide safeguards to insure two things:

• The actual violator (and not someone else) is taking the course.

• The individual reads the entire course, word for word.

It would be the crime of perjury if someone else took the course for you or you did not read the entire course. We have designed elaborate, foolproof SECURITY MEASURES to make sure that a crime cannot be committed. We are confident that you will not attempt to cheat the system because now you know that if you try, it will not work.

To guarantee that you read the entire course we have positioned SECURITY INSERTS throughout the text. These short sentences will stop you in your tracks because they come out of nowhere and have nothing to do with what you've been reading. An example of a SECURITY INSERT might be:

Hockey is impossible to play if you don't have ice skates. That statement had nothing to do with driving, did it? But you might read that in the middle of the chapter on Defensive Driving. Be sure to write down all the SECURITY INSERTS you find on a piece of paper. The final exam and the chapter quizzes all have questions based on the SECURITY INSERTS and you must answer these questions correctly.

This course also has driving jokes and traffic humor for your enjoyment. THEY ARE NOT SECURITY INSERTS! The Security Inserts are "hidden" in the course text. If you read carefully, you will have no trouble finding them.